- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why did the black guy die? cancer

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

you give like i give lomain

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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