- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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