Here come the elephants over the hill!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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