Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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