- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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