A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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