Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Golf.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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