An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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