One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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