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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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