How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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