How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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