Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Golf.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

G:nock nock B:come in!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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