What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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