One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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