- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's 1+1? 69.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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