- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

it was all Tagart

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Dwarf Shortage

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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