- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

In soviet Russia...things are different

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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