Detroit has a low crime rate

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Do the roar!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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