- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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