- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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