- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Communism hehe xd

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what do you call a black guy african american

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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