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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

women's rights.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

ejaculation JLR

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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