a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

batman farted so hes retarded

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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