- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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