Knock Knock. Not home.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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