- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

read me write me

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

If the 49ers won the superbowl

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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