Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

civil rights

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Get on the boat.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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