- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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