why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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