- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Honk if you're Amish!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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