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Republicans

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

I have a really funny joke.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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