Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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