- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

someone called someone else a frog

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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