- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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