- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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