What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Peas

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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