- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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