The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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