- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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