- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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