In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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