- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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