Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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