- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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