Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Knock Knock. Come in.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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