- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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