- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why am I writing this...im bored

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

You were born.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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