- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why so serious ?

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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