- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

You and your parents are going to die today

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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