- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

If the 49ers won the superbowl

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

HELLO EVERYONE

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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