- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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