How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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