What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Tall asians

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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