- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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