- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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