- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big and purple? Barney

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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