Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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