- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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