- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

So a seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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