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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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