Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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