Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

guess what what ...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops