- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.