- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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