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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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