I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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