WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Anti Joke

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