- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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