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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I named my son ps2 controller

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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