My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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