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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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