- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

So a bar walks into a man...

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A storm be brewin!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's 9+10 Ebola

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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