This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Black people stink of shite!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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