your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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woman's rights

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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