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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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