Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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kieran is a homosexual

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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