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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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