- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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