Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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