- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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