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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Okay.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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