- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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