- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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