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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Robin, get in the car!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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