- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

read me write me

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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