Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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