How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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men's rights activists

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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