What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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