- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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