Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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