Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your Mom The End.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Emily Walker.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

the midget went to the midget store

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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