- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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