Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

XD Jackass.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

womens rights.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

lol

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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