Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Okay.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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