- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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