whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

batman farted so hes retarded

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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