There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

The Blonde walked into a wall.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Male leadership.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

jd and zach loves vigina

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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