- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

The Big Band Theory

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Pickle

Please ignore this statement.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

race-car = rac-ecar

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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