what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Women's rights.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

where's mom I killed her

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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