- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Neil is a reterd.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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