- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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