- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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