Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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