- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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