What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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