- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Jesus Christ

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Peas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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