What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

there once was a black man who played basketball

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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