- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Sex

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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