- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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