- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

The Big Band Theory

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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