Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Women's Rights..

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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