Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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