All of these jokes are about white people

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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