A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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why does the man appear fat he is

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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