- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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