- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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