Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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