Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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