- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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