- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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