- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Equal rights!

your mum

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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