I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I'm Coming

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

i wonder who made this website? a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...