Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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