- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A fat guy!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

I wrote a funny joke.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I'm Coming

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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