- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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