- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A fat guy!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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