Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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