- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Good job, son.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

No it doesnt..

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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