Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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A bar walks into a man

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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