What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

knock knock go away!!!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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