- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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