How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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