- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

So these two girls have a cup .

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

hers a joke... japanese people

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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