Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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