- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

child labor

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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