- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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