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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

knock knock come in

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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