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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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