- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.