- Anti Joke

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

what's black and can't swim?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart