- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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