- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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