- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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