Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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