- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Death by kayak

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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The Anti Joke Book

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Death by kayak

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses