Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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