- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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