How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Niall Horan

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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