What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Ehh

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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