Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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