What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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