Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why? Because.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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