- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

there once was a black man who played basketball

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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