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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.