Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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You sick fiend

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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