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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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