- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A Chinese man fails a math test

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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