- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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