How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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hi mom

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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