You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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