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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the blue berry cross the road

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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