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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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