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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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