- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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