What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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