- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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