- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die