- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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