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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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