like if your cool

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I asked her where you were.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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HOLY COW!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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FUCK YOU

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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