- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

HEY!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??