How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Your're racist.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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