Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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the holocaust

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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