- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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