- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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