- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

My spelling is horrible

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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