Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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matt is fat

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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your so fat. your fat!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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