- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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