Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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