Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Jersey Shore.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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