- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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