- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Robin, get in the car!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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