- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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