- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Gustavo Andrade

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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