What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

penis. nuff said.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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