How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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women's rights.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Fine, ladies first.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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