- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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