Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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