- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Barack Obama.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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