- Anti Joke

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs