- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why so serious ?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??