- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Want to hear a joke? No.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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