- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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