When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Cliterus

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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