What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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