what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A man goes to the potty.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How about that airline food?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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