- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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