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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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