- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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