What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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