Black people in Camden NJ.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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