Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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