- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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