Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Justin beiber..

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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