What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Caolan and Eamon

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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