- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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