- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Urban ghettos

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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