what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Pickle

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Good job, son.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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