Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Caramel Boing.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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