One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

nolan is gay

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

knock knock who's there ?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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