- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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