Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Immigration Laws

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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