- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Cheese

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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