guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Homo say what?

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Racial Equality

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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