- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what goes boo a sock

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A guy at a baseball game....

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