- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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