Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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womens rights

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YOU

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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