- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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