- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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