- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Matt is a Duster!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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