- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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