What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Cheese

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Title IX

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

angelo snyder is not ga

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

knock knock come in !

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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