Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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