- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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