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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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