- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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