Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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