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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Who is big and stupid My brother

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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