- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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