- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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