- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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